The Hookers and Slicers Golf Club has a membership of 29 as at 2020.
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Occupation: Business Operator
Club: 1994, 1995, 1996, 2007, 2008, 2016, 2019
Matchplay: 2005
Putting: 2016
Summer: 2007, 2008, 2010
Team: 2011
Bill 'the cougar' Dawson is poetry in motion on and off the course and is the only single handicap golfer in the club. Currently some suspicion surrounds the very close friendship he enjoys with another member of the club.
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Occupation: BHP
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Team: 2012, 2016
Mobile:
Occupation: Forklift Driver
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Matchplay: 2013
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Team: 2013
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Putting: 2017
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Occupation: Mechanic
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Team: 2013
Davo the retired mechanic is trouble with a capital T. Generally seen holidaying with his long term partner Vern Ryan, Dave has reduced his playing commitments in recent years. Inventor of the bikie burger.
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Occupation: Plumber
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Matchplay: 1998, 2009
Putting: 2010
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Team: 2013
When a young man Dave was referred to as Stinky but we're not allowed to call him that any more. A fluid golfer with a love of fluids most notably of the amber kind.
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Occupation: T/L Toyota
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Matchplay: 2010
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Summer: 2016
Team: 2012, 2016
Hacka has the most appropriate nick name ever given to a golfer of his prowess. Truth never gets in the way of good story for this clown.
Mobile:
Occupation: Carpenter
Club: 1999
Matchplay: 1999, 2004, 2018
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Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015
Mobile:
Occupation: Counselling Psychotherapist
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Matchplay: 2014
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Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015
George is not blessed with the silky smooth swing of a Dawson or Battye, he saves his best work for the road. Spotted walking away from the Peter Brock accident.
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Occupation: Concreter
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Team: 2014, 2015
Mobile:
Occupation: Truck Driver
Club: 1998
Matchplay: 1997, 2006
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Team: 2012, 2016
John has a nasty habit of getting his gear off on golf trips. Nude golfer of the millenium.
Mobile:
Occupation: Stevedore
Club: 2002
Matchplay: 2002
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Summer: 2014
Team: 2012, 2016
If we had a swear jar John would be broke. Not to be trusted around young children.
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Occupation: Toyota
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Team: 2012, 2016
This golfer has the swagger of a TIGER Woods and the game to match. He manages his handicap beautifully and is a club champion in the making.
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Occupation: Concreter
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Team: 2013
This golfer is a champ. Likens himself to the great white shark in Greg Norman and over a long career has been able to lose most major tournaments he has been involved in.
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Occupation: Student
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Occupation: Panel Beater
Club: 2000
Matchplay: 2016
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Summer: 2011
Team: 2011
Club championship winner who smacks the ball a mile. Only problem it is rarely (if ever) straight.
Mobile:
Occupation: Director: Solas Australia
Club: 2006, 2009, 2015, 2017
Matchplay: 2017
Putting: 2008, 2011, 2015
Summer: 2009
Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015
Inspector gadget has an appliance for all occasions. Every year he is going to win the club championship. Actually achieved it twice.
Mobile:
Occupation: Warehouse Manager
Club: 2004, 2014, 2015
Matchplay: 2015, 2019
Putting: 2013
Summer: 2015
Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015
Hey hey we're the Monkees and people say we Monkee around. Michael is the source of much amusement to all members.
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Occupation: Electrician
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Summer: 2013
Team: 2013
Being so close to the ground really helps Mitch find his ball in the rough, which is lucky because he spends most of his time there.
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Occupation: Meter Reader Spv
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Team: 2011
Whenever the Booze Brothers want to put an opponent off his game we send in the expert. Nick is guaranteed to add at least 30 minutes to a round he hits the ball so often.
Mobile:
Occupation: Business Consultant
Club: 2005
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Summer: 2012
Team: 2011
Mr Smooth gave up his position as Club Captain on 2007 as he wasn't spending enough time in front of the mirror preparing himself for games.
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Occupation: Beacon Lighting Driver
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Putting: 2017
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Team: 2012, 2016
The only golfer in the club capable of talking through his own backswing, roomates on the golf trip confirm this member even talks in his sleep.
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Occupation: President of Golf Club
Club: 1992, 1994, 1997, 2003, 2012, 2013, 2018
Matchplay: 2011, 2012
Putting: 2012, 2013
Summer: 2016
Team: 2012, 2016
Still carries an extremely inflated opinion of himself after thrilling a bunch of old ladies at Murray Downs in the late 90's. Took job as president in an attempt to pass a motion that it is ok for a bloke to wear a pink shirt on the golf course.
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Occupation: Private Client Manager
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Team: 2013
Mini me Dennison, Mr serious used to have a sense of humour before his meteoric rise up the corporate ladder. Loosen up boy!!
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Mobile:
Occupation: Melbourne Forklifts
Club: 2010
Matchplay: 2008
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Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015
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Occupation: Fireman
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Team: 2011
